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He got drunk on duty and broke his neck after falling out of the guard tower.
if you ride it fast enough.
They don't such dich.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
Photon says "no, I'm traveling light"
Apparently, DEPENDS ON YOUR EYESIGHT, is not the correct response.
He denied there was sufficient evidence for punishment, but the writing was on the wall.
Talking Dog A guy walks into an empty bar with no money, but he has a dog. He tells the barkeep: “Since you’re having a slow day, if I can get my dog to talk, it would deserve a free shot. The bartender agrees. The man asks the dog: “What is sandpaper like?” The dog replies: “rough”. The bartender laughs and gives the man a free shot. The man says: “My dog can really talk, give him another chance.” The bartender reluctantly agrees. The man asks the dag: “Fido, what’s on top of this building?” The dog replies: “roof” The man gets his second drink. He tells the bartender: “Give us just one more chance, I’m telling you the dog can talk!” The bartender says: “ One last chance, if he just barks, I’m throwing you two out of the bar!” The man asks the dog: “Who is the greatest baseball player ever?” The dog replies: “Ruuuuth” The bartender grabs the dog by the scruff, and the man by the collar and throws them out through the door, to the sidewalk. The dog looks up to the man and says: “I guess that I should have said: DiMaggio!”
Your mom's bathroom scale.
Her B’s have turned into C’s, for that I’ll give her an A.
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